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mission statement
The Galactic Empire would like to voice its concern over the alarming number of sudden deaths due to reading cringe-inducing fanfic. This is why His Highness, the Emperor, has hired a bounty hunter to find insane Star Wars fanfic quotes on the internet and feed them to the Sarlacc.
What you can do
Have you read prose that makes Jar Jar Binks sound like Shakespeare? Or dialogue that would make George Lucas cry? Send a link to hungrysarlacc [at] gmail [dot] com . Lord Vader won't choke you if you do so.
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24th-Jun-2006 10:13 pm - 027. Oh yes, the leather pants.
30th-Nov-2005 09:59 pm - 026. “Oh no! Not the dreaded Ovaltine!”
14th-Nov-2005 10:15 pm - 025. "It's not a dental problem, Master. I'm a vampire now."
6th-Nov-2005 06:30 pm - 024. I did nearly fall into Obi-Wan Kneobi, "The Man with the Friendly Beard"
30th-Oct-2005 09:07 pm - 023. “I love the way the sun just perfectly shines on your beautiful brown hair.”
23rd-Oct-2005 08:06 pm - 022. "Have you ever heard of the Planet Tatoowen?"
16th-Oct-2005 06:20 pm - 021. When he Gets cought making out with a teen idol, he is on the verge of breking down.
9th-Oct-2005 06:57 pm - 020. The worst of 001-019: “you mean I’m finally going to be meeting grammar Skywalker?"
2nd-Oct-2005 11:12 pm - 019. “Does Dark Sidious know about this Cult?”
25th-Sep-2005 03:05 pm - 018. Its not the north or the south side. No it's not. It's the Dark side.
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