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User:hungrysarlacc (7272928)
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I have a bad feeling about this
Name:Sarlacc
Website:Grand Admiral Thrawn's private art collection
Location:The Great Pit of Carkoon, United States
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Bio:The Galactic Empire would like to voice its concern over the alarming number of sudden deaths due to reading cringe-inducing fanfic. This is why His Highness, the Emperor, has hired a bounty hunter, [info]absurdwords, to find insane Star Wars fanfic quotes on the internet and feed them to the Sarlacc.
Out in Tatooine's Dune Sea, lying at the base of the Great Pit of Carkoon, rests a gruesome creature known as the Sarlacc. The omnivorous, immobile beast is almost entirely concealed beneath the desert sands. Only its foul mouth extends to the surface, ringed with grasping tentacles ready to pull any prey unfortunate to fall into the shifting sands.

Its maw is more than three meters in diameter, and is a mucous-lined hole brimming with inward pointing teeth. At the center of the mouth is a smooth, pointed beak containing a fat, muscular tongue, blindly flexing in hopes of capturing a savory morsel.

Because of its isolation, the Sarlacc rarely feeds, as it must rely on animals that stumble into the pit. As such, it has evolved an extremely efficient digestive process. According to lore, the stomach pit of the Sarlacc keeps its prey alive for a thousand years, slowly dissolving its meal into needed nutrients, while the hapless victim is kept alive in searing, endless agony.

What you can do: have you read prose that makes Jar Jar Binks sound like Shakespeare? Dialogue that would make George Lucas cry? Send a link to hungrysarlacc [at] gmail [dot] com . Lord Vader won't choke you if you do so.

The Emperor would like to thank [info]agatha_s for permitting him to gack her idea. If you like Harry Potter and weird quotes make you giggle, go and read [info]babb_chronicles

Warning: content not always suited for younger readers.
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Interests:83: admiral nice, anakin skywalker, angst, anikan, anikan skywalker, aniken, anikin, anikin skywalker, avril lavigne, bad smut, badfic, c-3po, corouscaunt, courscont, creative misspellings, darth maul, darth sidios, darth sidious, darth sidius, darth slithiouse, darth vada, darth vadar, darth vader, death star poetry, deep gollum, ewww, fangirls, food, fun with babblefish, gen(i)tal men, general grevious, general grevous, general grievous, george lucas, grammar skywalker, grievous/battle droid, horny jar jar, jar jar binks, jedi, jedis, leather pants!obi-wan, luke skywalker, mace windo, mace windy, making emperor palpatine cry, making your eyes bleed, mary sues, medi-chlorians, minuets, mpreg, my medicolroines are hard, obey-wan kenobi, obi-one kenobi, obi-wan kenobi, obiwon kenobi, orange yodas, padawan five, padma naberrie, padme naberrie, padme nabierre, palpantine, palpetine, purple prose, purple yodas, queen armadillo, quotes, r2d2, really bad smut, rouge jedi, sarlacc, siddias, silly fanfiction quotes, so dreamy and creamy, songfics, sooper speshul lightsabers, stormtroopers, tatoowen, the teletubben empire, whoop bliiiip booweeepping, wookiees, wookies, wtf, yoda
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People5:absurdwords, babb_chronicles, babbling_de, daily_sporfle, vm_babb
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Member of:8: babb_icons, bad_smutfic, bobs_discount, marysues, media_babb, purple_prose, starwars_sues, stop_the_badfic
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